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Things I did while I was on hold for Panasonic:

  • Created 3 new Pandora radio stations
  • Drank a “Pomegranite Clarity” Yerba Mate iced tea
  • Printed 40 Buy One Get One Free coupons for Jamba Juice
  • Started a load of laundry
  • Talked to a 10 year old about finding a spider in a Brazilian banana
  • Set up 4 fans and 3 air conditioners
  • Cleaned my desk
  • Ingested a lozenge
  • Rearranged my Top Sites in Safari
  • Gave someone directions to a nearby park
  • Turned off all the lights in my house and then turned them back on

I usually put at least one thing I have already completed on each of my to do lists. That way I have something to cross off.

So far today I lost my work phone and my iPhone has water damage. Fuck h2o.

I am starting to play my Nintendo DS again for the first time in a year. Any good Roms out there? #fb

I want to have Safari 4’s children.

Let there be ice cream. http://twitpic.com/8c35h

Weekend recap: broke a toe, moved 71 tables, lost $100 and then found the same $100 in a parking lot, and battled a human pokemon.